I have decided that as my bio, i'm just gonna have a list of quotes that i like, and/or feel represent me to some extent...they can be from movies or music or books or just people....they may change, they may stay the same, whatever....
"Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way." ---Kingsley Amis
"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it." ---Laurence J. Peter
"I say we just grow up, be adults, and die." ---'Heathers'
"Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished." ---'Mr. and Mrs. Smith'
"Life is so much funner with booze and boys." ---Kim Davies
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." ---Mitch Hedberg
"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." ---Emo Phillips
"I'm just having an allergic reaction to the universe." ---'The OC'
"The only people for me are the mad ones..." ---Jack Kerouac
"Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!" ---'My Best Friend's Wedding'
"Yay for trampolines, wine, and excuses. All should be used in moderation." ---Julia Weizel
"There is a very fine line between love and nausea." ---'Coming To America'
"When a man and woman see each other and like each other, they oughta come together--wham!--like a couple of taxis on Broadway, and not sit around analyzing each other like two specimens in a bottle." ---'Rear Window'
"There is no great genius without a touch of madness." ---Aristotle
"I'd like to quit thinking of the present as some minor insignificant preamble to something else." ---'Dazed and Confused'
"This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers." ---'Clerks'
"The way I see it, you got two choices. You either gotta get busy livin'... or get busy dyin'." ---'Shawshank Redemption'
"Hate is baggage, life's too short to be pissed off all the time, its just not worth it." ---'American History X'
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that." ---'Say Anything'
"We all go a little mad sometimes." ---'Psycho'
"It's like you come onto this planet with a crayon box. Now, you may get the 8-pak, or you may get the 16-pak, but it's all in what you do with the crayons--the colors-- that you're given. Now don't worry about coloring inside the lines or outside the lines. I say, color outside the lines! Color right off the page! Don't box me in." ---'Waking Life'
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. ---Dorothy Parker
"And anyone can see the signs: mittens in the summertime. Thank you for your pity, you are too kind." ---The Dresden Dolls
"There is a theory that states: 'If anyone finds out what the universe is for it will disappear and be replaced by something more bizzarly inexplicable.' There is another theory that states: 'This has already happened...'" ---Douglas Adams
"The gods too are fond of a joke." ---Aristotle
"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music." ---Angela Monet
"We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once." ---Friedrich Nietzsche
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'" ---Jack Handey
"There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness." ---Friedrich Nietzsche
"The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own." ---Oscar Wilde
"One could do worse than be a swinger of birches." ---Robert Frost